How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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