so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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