you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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