Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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