Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
