I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Someone shattered a urinal.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
