Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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