Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm both gender and math confused
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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