you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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