Sry I called you an 8
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Swine flu is the new snow day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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