some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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