nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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