Someone shit on the floor
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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