I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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