big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
