The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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