The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
