The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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