I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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