ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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