Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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