I'll bet she douches with gravy.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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