I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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