Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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