return my video game
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We are two peas in an std pod
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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