Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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