apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dear god my vagina.
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