I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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