Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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