two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
