with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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