The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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