have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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