Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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