Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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