No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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