I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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