thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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