The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
