I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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