ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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