just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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