Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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