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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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