the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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