dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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