i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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