I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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