I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
