We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
