I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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