great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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