I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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