So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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