And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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