remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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